omorka | The Controversial Survey Meme

Abortion?:	Anti-abortion but pro-choice. It is a Harm, but sometimes it's necessary to prevent a greater Harm.
Death Penalty?:	Not against in theory, but the current practice is completely unacceptable.
Prostitution?:	Legalize it and regulate it.
Alcohol?:	Good stuff; I'm generally in favor. Driving drunk and obnoxious/violent drunks are not cool, however.
Marijuana?:	Legalize it and regulate it. It's more environmentally friendly than tobacco, and less likely to kill you.
Other drugs?:	Legalize them and regulate the Hel out of them. The current system only enriches the pushers.
Gay marriage?:	The government needs to get its nose out of the marriage business altogether. Clergy should be able to solemnify any marriage they personally approve of.
Illegal immigrants?:	Gimme them tired, poor, huddled masses an let 'em breathe free, godsdammit! IF they want to be here that badly, they belong here.
Smoking?:	Tax it until it dies. Your body, your vice, but your right to smoke stops where my airspace starts.
Drunk driving?:	Burn their licenses. (And give us better public transportation so fewer people are tempted to do it.)
Cloning?:	We already do it by accident (identical twins); why not try it on purpose?
Racism?:	Still living, breathing, and ugly as ever, but it's a good thing it's not publicly palatable anymore.
Premarital sex?:	I think we need more of it. Also, someone needs to explain to these kids that intercourse is not the entirety of sex.
Religion?:	I'm generally in favor, although the repressive parts of monotheism have been getting me down a lot these days.
The war in Iraq?:	Wrong place, wrong time, wrong reason. Get us out of there before we dig ourselves a sand pit we can't crawl out of.
Bush?:	He ain't half the man his daddy was, and I didn't vote for his daddy either.
Downloading music?:	I'm in favor of iTunes; I pay for the music I download.
The legal drinking age?:	Should be 18 along with the voting age. If you're old enough to vote and rent porn, you're old enough to drink.
Porn?:	Most porn out there sucks rocks, but I'd be in favor of consensual, non-sexist porn with plots and natural tits.
Suicide?:	If the pain simply isn't ever going to stop otherwise, who am I to say you have to suffer through it?