Omorka's Lair

I want bumper stickers that say "I support Griswold v. Connecticut." Although "I use birth control and I vote" might also be nice. You know it's bad when I'm on Big Pharma's side in an argument, godsdamn.

Anyway, I'm not normally a big fan of Funny Or Die, but Women's Health Experts Speak Out was pretty darn good.

Behold: a moe Moe.

Cracked's Top 5 Pre-Internet File-Sharing Panics is pretty amusing, especially the Fred Rogers vs. Jack Valenti showdown on the first page. (And, as a French Horn player, anything that lays the smack down on Sousa makes me happy.)

. . . Since this has been up since October, but it seemed appropriate given the activities of last Saturday night:

( Oh gods, the music! The keyboards will drive you mad! )

Hat tip to laughingrat, from whom I'm stealing this.

Another reason I should not read fandomsecrets: I was unaware that someone had back-formed 'maja' as the feminine equivalent of 'mojo'. Now that I know this, I would really like to smack someone for it.

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I had given up on James Lileks when he reproduced and immediately transformed into a crazed conservative warblogger. It was really a shame, because his work before that was really quite funny, even if it was the strange sort of mild but quietly desperate Minnesota humor that always strikes me as one step away from embarrassment squick.

He's also one of the foremost purveyors of Weird '50s Kitsch. Which is, I suppose, how he happened on the works of Art Frahm. (No thanks to panthyr for tipping me off to this thing's existence.)

Er - um - what - Lileks, what the hell? What the frelling hell?

I'm going to go look for Five/Master slash fanart now. It's a far healthier use of the celery.

Oh, MIT, is there anything you can't - or won't - do?

A BarryRoll ?

Behold, the worst item of Jesus Kitsch EVAR.

Speaking of Christ Kitsch, ignore the bad dialogue - look at the shoes!

All of which is to say, I really ought to be grading rather than reading the Rapture Ready Blog.

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In other news, I'm not a big Keith Olbermann fan, but his commentary on Prop 8 was pretty cool.

Remember, Remember,
The Fifth of November,
Democracy, Reason, and Hope;
I hear no rhetoric
Why this Republic
Won't fin'ly get rid of the Dope.

(No thanks to the people on several liveblogs who were blogging in haiku last night,)