Blame Cheshirebast for this one

[omorka]

Woke up this morning,
Had bologna on my head.
Said I woke up this morning,
Had bologna all over my sleepy ol' head.
My dog thought it was awesome -
Just made me wish I was dead.

Called my old lady,
Asked her what to do.
Yeah, I called up my old lady,
To find out what I should do.
She said, "If you ain't got no mustard,
Then there ain't no helpin' you."

I went to the doctor,
Said "Make this go away."
I said, went to the doctor,
Asked him to make this bologna go away.
He handed me Kraft Singles,
And he didn't have no more to say.

Woke up this morning,
With bologna on my head.
Said I woke up this morning,
Bologna all over my sleepy ol' head.
Mama wrapped me up in plastic -
But there's no way I'll be glad.

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Comments

[yermie.livejournal.com]

This screams to be recorded over a karaoke version of Weird Al's "Generic Blues"...

[omorka.livejournal.com]

. . . Or something like that. Do you remember Jon Barlow's "ACT Blues"? That's the tune I had in my head. But Weird Al would certainly be appropriate.

[fiona-conn.livejournal.com]

*sniggers, imagining it to the tune of Born in Chicago*

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

Apparently I am the only person on your friendslist who immediately thought of the Cheese Man from Buffy.

"I wear the bologna. The bologna does not wear me."