Memage!

Your Score: Egon Spengler

126 Heart, 195 Genius, 129 Cool, 114 Excitability

Dr. Egon Spengler - (Harold Ramis)

Ghostbusters (1984)

The scientist's scientist's scientist. You don't have time for frivolous pursuits or the attentions of the opposite sex. There's nothing wrong with being perfectly rational, and if people can't realize that, well, that's their problem. You're the one who won't break under pressure.

"Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought."

Other scientific possibilities:

Gary Wallace

Wyatt Donnelly

Peter Venkman

Jordan Cochran

Egon Spengler

Doc Brown

Newton Crosby

Paul Stephens

Ben Crandall

Wayne Szalinkski

Winston Zeddemore

Ben Jabituya

Lazlo Hollyfeld

Ray Stantz

Buckaroo Banzai

Chris Knight

Link: The Which 80s Movie Scientist Test written by xxyl on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Does this surprise anyone? No, no, it does not.

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Also, since I despise despise despise the Chuck Norris facts, and I liked the Spouse's deconstruction of the meme that's been going 'round, I present my version :

omorka grinds her own peppercorns. With her teeth.

omorka's chili cheese fries are healthier than raw carrots. Even after she adds the bacon and lard.

omorka can boil a three-minute egg in thirty-seven seconds.

omorka doesn't reduce sauces. She demoralizes sauces.

omorka's blender has four speeds: 'stir', 'mix', 'frappe', and 'plasmify'.

omorka can split a pineapple in half using only her pinkies. For coconuts, though, she has to use her thumbs.

omorka knows where capers come from. And she grows her own, on a Chia pet in the pantry.

omorka slices ham so thin, it can only be seen using an electron microscope.

Some knives can slice through a tin can and still cut a tomato.

omorka's knives can slice through a Pontiac, and still cut a tin can.

Grown men have been known to weep for joy in the mere presence of

omorka's vinagrette. Her hollandaise sauce can kill a man from sheer ecstacy at forty paces.

omorka can eat just one Lay's potato chip. If she ever bothered to eat food he didn't make herself, that is.

omorka once got carried away slicing carrots, and julienned her cutting board. Undaunted, she sauteed the splinters in olive oil and spices -- and they were delicious.

omorka's cakes don't rise. They ascend.

omorka doesn't whip potatoes.

omorka's potatoes whip themselves, if they know what's good for them.

omorka's freezer operates at minus-twenty-seven degrees. Kelvin.

When

omorka slices onions, the onions cry.

(All cheerfully stolen from the Alton Brown facts, of course.)