It is a Lemming Made of Irony

[omorka]

You know the Bible 100%!

 

Wow! You are awesome! You are a true Biblical scholar, not just a hearer but a personal reader! The books, the characters, the events, the verses - you know it all! You are fantastic!

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The only one I was even the least bit unsure on was the one about the wives. But yes, I've read the whole book.

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[ghostdogmeta.livejournal.com]

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Burn the witch! Burn the witch!

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[emmacrew.livejournal.com]

I like how many of my pagan friends are kicking ass on the Bible quiz.

[omorka.livejournal.com]

It wasn't a knee-jerk rejection of the faith; it was a carefully researched one! ;-)

[starcat-jewel.livejournal.com]

I'm about 80% convinced that there are two primary responses to reading the whole Bible:

1) You become a heavy-duty Christian, fanatical or otherwise;

2) You turn away from Christianity in disillusionment.

What makes some people follow one path and some the other, I haven't figured out yet. But it is very noticeable that a lot of pagans know their Bible better than the fear-based Christianists.

[emmacrew.livejournal.com]

I periodically read sections of it and am dumbfounded that some people believe it is literal truth. Particularly considering the self-contradictory bits.

("Hey, it's Easter, we're in a hotel so there's a Bible, I finished my novel and have nothing to read while R's showering, let's compare accounts of the resurrection!")

[greeneyedpagan.livejournal.com]

Lots and lots of us, well, we were well educated Christians before we were well educated Pagans, but you know that, I'll wager.
I *only* got 93% (shame on me!), but frankly I'm amazed I remembered that much - it has to have been 25 years since I read the books from cover to cover.

Sort of like the membership on the dark_christian community - hugely pagan, and the smart ones, too! If you don't know this comm, and are even slightly interested in the Dominionists and their caca, I highly recommend checking it out.

[binaryathena.livejournal.com]

I got a 98%, I suspect because I said I read it in church, which is true, when I attend my mother's church, I read the Bible in the pew

[omorka.livejournal.com]

What else are you supposed to do when the sermon is boring?

[brezhnev.livejournal.com]

-- Tear pages out of the missal and make paper airplanes.
-- Chant "Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem" and thump yourself on the head with a Bible, a la Monty Python.
-- Shout "Allahu Akbar!" during the sermon instead of "Amen!"
-- Exclaim "Hey, Preacher -- if God is all-powerful, can He make a rock that He can't lift?"
-- Scream "It burns! It burns!" in your most diabolical voice if you get sprinkled with holy water.
-- Get out your cell phone and pretend to arrange a drug deal.