omorka | Finally, that damned religion survey

*Religion Definition*
are you mono or polytheistic?	Polytheistic, very strongly
do you subscribe to a major religion?	No, I let my subscription lapse back in '94 and saved the money
how do you feel about Jesus?	Interesting sage/rabbi, and a product of his times. (The Christ, on the other hand . . .)
what holy book do you feel is most accurate (Bible, Koran, etc)	No one book has a monopoly on the answers. Monotheists are People of the Book; I'm a Person of the Library.
do you believe in reincarnation?	"Believe" is too strong - I have rather a lot of very subjective evidence in favor of it
do you believe in the traditional heaven and hell?	Not in the least
do you believe in ANY heaven and/or hell?	Only the ones we make for ourselves
do you think the god(s) are vengeful or nice?	Depends on the god, and his/her mood
do you believe in angels?	Only in the generic sense of "spirits who serve as messengers for the gods"
do you believe in miracles?	No; you don't need miracles if you have magick
do you believe in predestination?	No
do you believe in original sin?	I don't really believe in sin per se at all, original or derivative
do you believe in freedom of will?	I have very strong evidence in favor of it
do you believe in souls?	Depends on your definition of "soul." I have direct evdence of spirits
what do you think will happen to you when you die?	Other than eventually ending up back here, not sure
do you think there will be an armageddon?	Only if the fundies make one
why do you think we exist?	The universe needed a way to observe itself
do you believe in life on other planets?	It would be against the laws of probability for us to be the only ones
do you believe in evolution?	I have rock-solid evidence in favor of it
do you think religion and science will always oppose the other?	No - functional religion and honest science need not conflict at all
what would you say to God if you met him/her/them today?	"Have sex with me?"
anything else we should know?	As above, so below
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