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Maya Angelou!

You scored 75 Demeanour, 31 Debauchery, 79 Traditionalism, and 80 Expression!

You like to talk about yourself, and you smile ALL THE FUCKING TIME. You're not very daring or original, but hey, that's why Oprah loves you! Your masterpiece is "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings", or at least you think it is.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender
:

You scored higher than 93%
on Demeanour

You scored higher than 1%
on Debauchery

You scored higher than 99%
on Traditionalism

You scored higher than 33%
on Expression

Link: The Which Famous Poet Are You Test written by Torontop on Ok Cupid

Aww, and here I was hoping for Adrienne Rich, or Sharon Olds, or Elizabeth Bishop, or Sandra Cisneros . . . but I kinda like Angelou, so I'll live. At least it wasn't Sylvia Plath.

Your brain: 5% interpersonal, 10% visual, 40% verbal, and 45% mathematical!

Congratulations on being 100% smart! The above score breaks down what kind of thinking you most enjoy

doing. It says nothing about how good you are at any one, just how interested
you are in each, relatively. A substantial difference in scores between two people means, conclusively, that they are different kinds
of thinkers.

Matching Summary:
Each of us has different tastes. Still, I offer the following advice, which I think is obvious:

Don't date someone if your interpersonal percentages
differ by more than 50%
.

Don't be friends with someone if your verbal percentages
differ by more than 60%
.

Don't have sex with someone if their math percentage
is over 50%
.

Update, April 2005:
Try my new test, the 3-Variable Purity Test
.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender
:

You scored higher than 3%
on interpersonal

You scored higher than 3%
on visual

You scored higher than 81%
on verbal

You scored higher than 93%
on mathematical