omorka | Yet Another Survey Meme

Stolen from

perkyshai:

FIRSTS AND LASTS
FIRST JOB: data entry and records organization for a psychotherapists' office
FIRST SELF PURCHASED TAPE/CD: Michael Jackson's Thriller
FIRST ENEMY: Cade Bowen, a bully who was a year older than me, had an IQ barely above room temperature, and was the son of the police chief
FIRST BIG TRIP: One of my parents' interminable roadtrips - probably the first Seattle one
LAST BOOK READ: the last one I finished was The DaVinci Code
LAST MOVIE SEEN: in the theater, Big Fish; on DVD, The Dish
LAST BEVERAGE DRANK: iced tea with lemon, sweet
LAST FOOD CONSUMED: the scrapings of chocolate batter from the cookie dough I just set to chill
LAST PHONE CALL: the Spouse, this afternoon
LAST CD PLAYED: TMBG's Then, I think
LAST SODA DRANK: Uh, Coca-Cola, but it was several days ago
ICE CREAM EATEN: Ben & Jerry's Chocolate chip Cookie Dough
LAST WEBSITE VISITED: something at quizilla

THINGS ABOUT ME
I AM: a mathematician
I WANT: more than I can have
I HAVE: less than I deserve
I WISH: for someone to want me
I HATE: stupidity and incompetence, especially in myself
I FEAR: stupidity in positions of authority
I HEAR: starsong
I SEARCH: faces, pages, hearts, and minds
I WONDER: why loving has to hurt so much
I REGRET: too many things to count
I LOVE: easily, deeply, and often
I ALWAYS: speak the truth as I see it, when I speak at all
I AM NOT: a stereotypical math teacher
I DANCE: my Heart
I SING: my Mind
I CRY: early and often
I AM NOT ALWAYS: the cold bitch I may look
I WRITE: what it would be truly impolitic to say
I WIN: every time a student's eyes get the "oh, I get it" look
I LOSE: every time a student fails
I CONFUSE: my parents
I NEED: more than I'm getting
I SHOULD: get more reading done before I buy any more books

YES OR NO:
YOU KEEP A DIARY: only this LiveJournal
YOU LIKE TO COOK: of course!
YOU HAVE A SECRET YOU HAVE NOT SHARED WITH ANYONE: a handful
YOU HAVE A CRUSH: half a dozen
YOU THINK YOU'RE A HEALTH FREAK: no
YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: only when they're in another state
YOU LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: Ah, yes

CURRENT HAIR COLOR: mud brown
EYE COLOR: lighter mud brown
BIRTHPLACE: Urbana, Illinois (but it wasn't my fault)

FAVORITES:
NUMBER: 8, or any multiple of 3, or any prime
COLOR: forest green and royal purple
DAY: Autumnal Equinox
MONTH: September
SONG: oh, tough - right now it's "Glass vase Cello Case," by Tattle Tale, but ask me tomorrow . . .
SEASON: Autumn
DRINK: orange spice iced tea, with lemon, mint, and a bit of sugar
CUDDLE OR MAKE OUT: ooh, both, please - if I can only have one, I'll take make out, but both at the same time is so nice
CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: hot chocolate, with whipped cream
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: vanilla, but only because it's so versatile - I am still planning on going to Chocolate Decadence, after all

IN THE LAST 24 HOURS, HAVE YOU:
HELPED SOMEONE? Do students count? It's my job, after all
BOUGHT SOMETHING? yes, groceries
GOTTEN SICK? no - been there already
GONE TO THE MOVIES? nope
GONE OUT FOR DINNER? yes
SAID "I LOVE YOU"? yes
WRITTEN IN A JOURNAL?: this one
HAD A SERIOUS TALK?: yes
MISSED SOMEONE? uh, is it possible to go through a day not doing that?
HUGGED SOMEONE? yes, the Spouse
FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND? yes, the Spouse

WOULD YOU EVER:
EAT A BUG? I'm sure I have before - it's just protein, right?
KISS SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX? Yup - haven't had the opportunity yet, but hope to
HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX? Same as above
BE A VEGETARIAN? No. Dragons don't do that. I've killed my own meat and raised my own veggies; I know how little difference there really is between wringing a chicken's neck and ripping carrots from the earth.
GIVE UP EATING DESSERTS FOR A MONTH? sure
IM A STRANGER? depends on the circumstances
STAR IN A PORN VIDEO? Sure, but it'd have to be an odd fetish piece to want me in it
DYE YOUR HAIR BLUE? No
BE ON SURVIVOR? No
MAKE SOMEONE CRY? Done it before, will probably do it again - wish I didn't have to, though
YELL AT YOUR CHILDREN? I don't have birth-kids; I've lost it at the students a couple of times in my career, but I'm not proud of it
HAVE SEX MORE THAN ONCE A DAY? Oh, gods, please!