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Jan. 12th, 2012 08:31 pm
omorka: (Lesbian Tea)
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From several people on my flist:

Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

"These boats were actually used when the statues of the gods made ritual journeys to visit each other at festival times (see journeys and processions of the gods)." - Gods, Demons, and Symbols of Ancient Mesopotamia, Jeremy Black & Anthony Green

Given that the previous sentence refers to the beds of the gods, I think this is auspicious somehow. The other closest book was a cheat:

"We are constantly learning and teaching about ethical intimacy: how to find our own boundaries, how to respect the boundaries of others." - Radical Ecstacy, Dossie Easton & Janet W. Hardy

But using a book that's actually about sex seems unfair to the spirit of the thing.

Date: 2012-01-15 03:07 am (UTC)
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"Understanding, then apprehension washed across the yarn-spinner's countenance." -- A Trail of Ink, Mel Starr.

heh

Date: 2012-01-15 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spinner-atropos.livejournal.com
"That's why I decided to give you an incentive you can't refuse."

Even better? The next sentence: "I'm giving you a sixty percent discount on my services."

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