And Now, From the Department of Completely Missing the Point:

[omorka]

Someone fails to realize that some cultures have dietary laws.

Dude. C'mon. Just - DUDE. 8/

Comments

Hunter Salt

[lord-of-entropy.livejournal.com]

It would make a fine prop (http://memphi.net/christian-salt.html) or gag gift :-D

[emmacrew.livejournal.com]

I think the best part is this comment:
Examiner Reader said:
Will it be sold in pillar shape to honor Lot's wife?

Re: Hunter Salt

[emmacrew.livejournal.com]

For going after vampire slugs?

[starcat-jewel.livejournal.com]

Oy gevelt. OTOH, most of the commenters seem to understand it perfectly well, which is encouraging.

What got me was the bit about "keeping Christianity in public view so it won't die out". What world is he living in that Christianity's existence is so fragile, and can I move there?

Re: Hunter Salt

[lord-of-entropy.livejournal.com]

Do you know how hard those things are to stake?

Re: Hunter Salt

[emmacrew.livejournal.com]

Those extra-long toothpicks with the little frilly ends they use in sandwiches might work in a pinch!

[b3zsgirl.livejournal.com]

OMG. I guess people really can be that stupid.

[northwall.livejournal.com]

Shinto salt: for making sumo wrestling rings. :)

[bibulb.livejournal.com]

The awesome thing about that? Vampire ninja can't cross into those circles.

Little known fact.