To the dude in the couple-year-old, large, black, giant-wheeled Ford pickup truck on Westpark at the Loop at 5:55 today:
Excuse me, but you are NOT allowed to have both the Stars & Stripes and the Stars & Bars displayed on your truck. Especailly not right next to each other. Hello, cognitive dissonace, anyone home? Pick one.
You are also not allowed to have a Republican bumper sticker RIGHT NEXT TO one that says "UnReconstructed." Because, yo, dumbass? That would make you either a Carpetbagger or a Scalawag. (Which, by the way, the two names on your bumper sticker are; neither one of them was born here. Not that this really matters much in the real world, but it should in the little fantasy world you seem to be living in and that they like the emotional responances of.)
Excuse me, but you are NOT allowed to have both the Stars & Stripes and the Stars & Bars displayed on your truck. Especailly not right next to each other. Hello, cognitive dissonace, anyone home? Pick one.
You are also not allowed to have a Republican bumper sticker RIGHT NEXT TO one that says "UnReconstructed." Because, yo, dumbass? That would make you either a Carpetbagger or a Scalawag. (Which, by the way, the two names on your bumper sticker are; neither one of them was born here. Not that this really matters much in the real world, but it should in the little fantasy world you seem to be living in and that they like the emotional responances of.)