One takes one's laughs where one can find them.

[omorka]

So the SAT Prep question, a vocabulary fill-in-the-blank, said, "The ------- of the house, fresh lobster, was all gone, so we ------ ourselves with crab."

Now, the correct answer was, of course, "(C) recommendation . . . . contented."

But the next answer choice was "(D) specialty . . . . pelted." Which is somehow much more emotionally satisfying.

*pelts everybody with crab for the heck of it*