Roll Lemming Tide

[omorka]

the Prankster (43% dark, 30% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)

your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT Your humor has a slightly more intellectual or even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious at all, but you aren't into what some would call 'low humor'. This isn't to say you wouldn't laugh at a good dirty joke, but you'd definitely prefer something clever to something moist. You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender : You scored higher than 27% on dark You scored higher than 0% on spontaneous You scored higher than 18% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

I wish there were a "dry" scale . . .

61,690 descendants - you're more genetically fit than 38% of the current population -

61,690 . Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive. You're at the lower end of the scoring spectrum, but, honestly, when you consider that the cheaters, swindlers, and football players of this world are statistically best-equipped to create children, scoring low is something to be proud of. As you'll see below, some of your lines will die out, but nonetheless your genetic material will thrive here on earth for a long time to come. A close friend of mine created a program to generate family trees for this test. It's based on your unique answers. We accounted for sterility, birth rates, death rates, disease, drug abuse, nitwitism, and accidents and came up with this, for you:

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender : You scored higher than 99% on fitnessfactor

Link: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test written by gwendolynbooks on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Given that I'm highly unlikely to reproduce, for at least three very strong reasons, this is probably not true. However, given that two of my three sibs are likely to reproduce and I intend to be a good Crazy Old Aunt, I imagine the gene line will get prepetrated without my help.




You are a Wench! Life has blessed you with ample
talents and the comfort to flaunt them! True,
some women may find your demeanor insulting,
but who cares when the men pay so much
attention to your Natural Endowment of the
Arts? Your problem is less getting men to pay
attention to you and more getting rid of those
you don't want!


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Ah, gods, I wish . . .