Sunday Morning Lemmings

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Oh, did I mention I'm on a '90s music kick? And why did nobody tell me I needed to buy a Gin Blossoms album? Anyway, don't panic about the music listing.




You are Xuan Wu!

Mythological background: Because the turtle has a
thick, solid shell that serves as protection -
this animal is associated with stability. You
enjoy intellectual pursuits.
Also, in Feng Shui (the Chinese myths behind
choosing a house), the black turtle's solidity
is used to protect from cold northern winds.


Which Chinese Mythological Being Are You?
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Hmm . . . that's their equivalent of the Crab, right? At the very least, it's a Water symbol? I usually come out Dragon or Tiger on these things.




You will perish of fits. Repeat this to yourself:
"Things can work out even if I don't get
my way. Things can work out even...."


What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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Hmmph! *stamps foot*



Bear Spirit Calls To You ~
Bear is spirit keeper of the West, the place of
darkness, maturity and good harvest. Bears are
active during the night and day. This
symbolizes its connection with solar energy,
that of strength and power, and lunar energy,
that of intuition. The bear holds the teachings
of introspection. When it shows up in your life
pay attention to how you think, act and
interact.

Bear's Wisdom Includes:


*Introspection

*Healing

*Solitude

*Change

*Communication with Spirit

*Birth and rebirth

*Transformation

*Astral travel

*Creature of dreams, shamans and mystics

*Visionaries

*Defense and revenge

*Wisdom


Animal Spirit Guides ~ Which One Calls To You?
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Odd. Not one I usually get. the one time I've done a Native-style vision quest, my guides were Crow, Owl, and Snake.



Take the quiz: "What do you love about making love?"

Intimacy
You love to be intimate with someone. You know every inch of them, you're big on touching and any kind of body contact especially cuddling though you need to feel comfortable with someone.

Actually, I scored equally on Love, Intimacy, and Tenderness - all of which are probably true - but I liked this picture best of the three.

the last time you saw yourself naked	Yesterday morning
what did you think	How did I get sun-freckles *there*?
the last time you masturbated	A couple of nights ago
did you think about anyone, or was it all about you	Three or four people, but not long
panties/thongs, or boxers/briefs	Anything that will cover my butt properly
would you sleep with someone to get ahead	No, although I'd accept that as a side effect
hottest person you ever slept with	To me? The Spouse, although I think the average girl would think the Jerk is "hotter"
ugliest person you ever slept with	I've never slept with anyone I thought was ugly
how long do you spend getting ready to go out	45 minutes to an hour, depending on how bad my hair is
do you think the hole in the ozone layer is real	Uh, does anyone not?
paper or plastic	Paper
best drug you ever did	Caffeine, sucrose, and sleep deprivation
favorite drink	Mulled mead
most secret sexual fantasy	Me as the center of a foursome, with restraints (on them, not me)
what would you change about yourself	I'd like to be less easily irritated
what part of yourself do you wish everyone had	My intelligence
if you could smell anything right now, what would it be	Wisteria and wet earth
if you could touch anything, what would it be	a waterfall
do you like porn	only if it's consensual and either dramatic or funny
do you know the name of the chemical in turkey that makes you sleepy	L-tryptophan
what is your most abstract thought	Too abstract to be made language - I'm a mathematician, remember!
do you have recurring dreams	Yup
what is your astrological sign	Sun in Cancer, Moon in Virgo, Gemini rising
pick one: 2, donkey, greasy, fortitude, fear	2
oral sex: prefer giving or receiving	I've never received, so I don't know for sure, although I enjoy giving
why does life suck so much	Because there's a flaw in empathy
favorite season	Autumn
mountains, or coast	Coast
how honest have you been in this survey	Very
would you do me?	Nope, I don't know you well enough
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