The Controversial Survey Meme
Apr. 20th, 2004 08:37 pm| Abortion?: | Anti-abortion but pro-choice. It is a Harm, but sometimes it's necessary to prevent a greater Harm. |
| Death Penalty?: | Not against in theory, but the current practice is completely unacceptable. |
| Prostitution?: | Legalize it and regulate it. |
| Alcohol?: | Good stuff; I'm generally in favor. Driving drunk and obnoxious/violent drunks are not cool, however. |
| Marijuana?: | Legalize it and regulate it. It's more environmentally friendly than tobacco, and less likely to kill you. |
| Other drugs?: | Legalize them and regulate the Hel out of them. The current system only enriches the pushers. |
| Gay marriage?: | The government needs to get its nose out of the marriage business altogether. Clergy should be able to solemnify any marriage they personally approve of. |
| Illegal immigrants?: | Gimme them tired, poor, huddled masses an let 'em breathe free, godsdammit! IF they want to be here that badly, they belong here. |
| Smoking?: | Tax it until it dies. Your body, your vice, but your right to smoke stops where my airspace starts. |
| Drunk driving?: | Burn their licenses. (And give us better public transportation so fewer people are tempted to do it.) |
| Cloning?: | We already do it by accident (identical twins); why not try it on purpose? |
| Racism?: | Still living, breathing, and ugly as ever, but it's a good thing it's not publicly palatable anymore. |
| Premarital sex?: | I think we need more of it. Also, someone needs to explain to these kids that intercourse is not the entirety of sex. |
| Religion?: | I'm generally in favor, although the repressive parts of monotheism have been getting me down a lot these days. |
| The war in Iraq?: | Wrong place, wrong time, wrong reason. Get us out of there before we dig ourselves a sand pit we can't crawl out of. |
| Bush?: | He ain't half the man his daddy was, and I didn't vote for his daddy either. |
| Downloading music?: | I'm in favor of iTunes; I pay for the music I download. |
| The legal drinking age?: | Should be 18 along with the voting age. If you're old enough to vote and rent porn, you're old enough to drink. |
| Porn?: | Most porn out there sucks rocks, but I'd be in favor of consensual, non-sexist porn with plots and natural tits. |
| Suicide?: | If the pain simply isn't ever going to stop otherwise, who am I to say you have to suffer through it? |
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